Celebrate the holidays with a night of perverted Disney tunes, trivia, sketches and classic carols.
Saturday, December 9, 2023 at Laurie Beechman Theatre
MICKEY'S UNCUT HITS is a make-you-laugh-out-loud, sex-positive comedy-cabaret show. Featuring parody versions of classic Disney hits, your favorite childhood melodies have been re-imagineered into an entire soundtrack of lascivious songs. Dirty jokes, sexy singalongs & happy endings are guaranteed!
MICKEY'S UNCUT HITS: THE HOLIDAY SHOW promises to be an even raunchier and more festive evening. Come celebrate Triple-Xmas and light the ‘sin’-orah with salacious parodies of your favorite Disney songs. There's also holiday trivia and prizes, brand new sketches, classic Christmas carols and a very special trip inside the Uncut Hits Vault! You won’t find a funnier or more unique holiday show around. Don’t miss it – Mickey's Uncut Hits is coming to town; add your name to our naughty list now!
MICKEY'S UNCUT HITS: THE HOLIDAY SHOW runs Saturday, December 9 at 9:30pm at at The Laurie Beechman Theatre (inside West Bank Cafe at 407 West 42 Street). Tickets are $22, available at www.SpinCycleNYC.com. Please note that there is a $25 food/drink minimum at all performances at this venue, with a full dinner menu, waiter service and a full bar available.
MICKEY'S UNCUT HITS: THE HOLIDAY SHOW features performances by Rosie Garcia, Emileigh Ireland, Miss Kales, Joel Pietrzak, Isaiah Rosales, and Leanne Troutman, with musical direction by Jelani Dream.
Joel Pietrzak (co-creator/writer/performer) is one half of the writing/comedy/hosting duo, KAJOEL. He is excited that he and Miss Kales are making their cabaret debut, as both awriters and performers, with the premiere of their new show, Mickey’s Greatest Hits: A Raunchy Cabaret. Joel attended the Atlantic Theater Company Acting School at New York University’s Tisch School of the Arts, where he received a BFA in Drama. He has performed stand-up and sketch comedy (with sketch group Terrorbird) at several venues in New York City. He has also written sketches, jingles and parody songs for the currently-on-hiatus podcast Rodham Thoughts, a political/pop culture talk show created and hosted by KAJOEL. Thanks to his partner in parody (and many other things), Miss Kales! We did it, dude!
Miss Kales (co-creator/writer/performer) is the *better* half of the writing/comedy/hosting duo, KAJOEL. She is excited to be making her cabaret debut as a writer and performer in Mickey’s Greatest Hits: A Raunchy Cabaret. Miss Kales was co-host and producer of the currently-on-hiatus but hopefully soon-to-be-revived podcast Rodham Thoughts, for which she wrote original jingles and political parody songs. She holds a BA in feminist philosophy and Russian politics from New York University, and has a background in vocal music and studio art. Miss Kales would like to thank her creative partner, Joel (dude!), and everyone who believed in a small-town girl refusing to give up on those big city dreams #WhenYouWish
Leanne Troutman (co-creator/performer) is the pride of Buffalo, NY. Lies! (That’s Christine Baranski.) Leanne received a BFA from Niagara University, and she’s thrilled to be using it for something other than job interviews. Previous credits include three years as a contributing writer/performer with the Terrorbird sketch comedy troupe and getting typecast as a demon on the audio dramas Otherworldlies, and The Gray Area. Follow her on Instagram @tequileanne. She’s never posted on it and she thinks that’s beautiful.
Emileigh Ireland (performer) is an artist & musician based in Athens, Georgia. Having spent the previous decade frolicking around the Athens music scene - made notable by acts like the B-52's & R.E.M. - she's made a name for herself. She has twice been a finalist for the Flagpole Music Awards “Best Singer/Songwriter” category for her solo work, and also received a song nomination for the Vic Chestnut Songwriter of the Year with the project Sleepy Company. She isn't salty at all about not winning any of these accolades…because it’s an honor just to be nominated. Outside of her own projects, she has recorded & performed with Elephant 6 artist Marshmallow Coast, sharing the stage with XLR, a piano playing robot. She's very excited to take a leave from The Love Shack and get down and dirty with Mickey's Uncut Hits!
Isaiah Rosales (performer) is so stoked to be singing this horny holiday music. He currently works as a singing server at Ellen’s Stardust Diner in Times Square, and he can’t wait to leave! His dream is to make art with his friends for the rest of his life. Some regional credits include Seymour in Little Shop of Horrors (San Antonia Broadway Theatre!) Melchior in Spring Awakening (Staged!), Charlie Price in Kinky Boots (Playhouse on the Square), Matt in The Fantasticks and Princeton in Avenue Q (Triangle). When not singing, Isaiah reads tarot, smothers most meals in hot sauce, and serves as the co-artistic director of the the HUB Collective (SHAMELESS PLUG: Listen to our true crime musical audio drama: the (musical) Memoirs of a Murder on Spotify/Apple/anywhere you stream!)
Rosie Garcia (performer). Originally from Westchester NY, Rosie recently graduated from Boston Conservatory and is back in NYC pursuing theatre and working as a Disney Princess full time. Favorite roles include: Quincy/Bart in Mr Burns, Audrey in Little Shop of Horrors, Hot Tamale in The Ebonic Woman, Hope in Urinetown, and Charlotte in The Menagerie Cycle. Off the stage, they enjoy video games, cosplaying their favorite comic characters, and making cocktails.
Jelani Dream (musical director) is a musician, composer, and creative writer. He has been a musical director for Amas Musical Theater and has performed as an accompanist at the Consulate for the Czech Republic. His credits also include La Mama Theatre, Lehman Stages, LIU Brooklyn Media Arts, and The Theater for the New City. Jelani currently freelances as a musician and composer. He writes screenplays and works in education.