DISTORTED KRISTMESS

Quartet of New York nightlife's most beloved drag stars make the Yultide gay.
Fridays, December 5-19 at The Laurie Beechman Theatre

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A quartet of New York City's reigning drag queens -- whose DISTORTED DIZNEE show has developed a cult following -- put a bawdy twist on the most wonderful time of the year with the third annual DISTORTED KRISTMESS. This Las Vegas-style drag extravaganza stars Holly Dae, Bootsie LeFaris, Pixie Aventura, and Brenda Dharling. Performances began November 28 at The Laurie Beechman Theatre.

In DISTORTED KRISTMESS, all of your holiday favorites are run past a dirty funhouse mirror. Highlights include The 12 Drunks of Christmas, a twisted take on Let It Snow, I'm Dreaming of A White Trash Christmas, and a holiday tribute to Bea Arthur, as well as a special visit from The Port Authority Cockettes, an extremely downscale version of the celebrated Radio City Rockettes.

Presented by Daniel Logan and Dallas DuBois, the "Distorted" drag show series began in March 2012 with the premiere of DISTORTED DIZNEE. After gaining a cult following, it spawned the holiday-themed DISTORTED KRISTMESS, the Great White Way parody DISTORTED BROADWAY, the Silver Screen satire DISTORTED HOLLYWOOD and the special Gay Pride extravaganza DISTORTED PRIDE.

DISTORTED KRISTMESS runs November 28 - December 19, every Friday at 10pm. The Laurie Beechman Theater is located inside West Bank Cafe at 407 West 42nd Street -- at Ninth Avenue, accessible from the A,C,E,N,R,V,F,1,2 & 3 trains at 42nd Street). Tickets are $20 (plus a $15 food/drink minimum). To purchase tickets, call 212-352-3101 or visit www.SpinCycleNYC.com.